Got the big manila envelope in the mail from Human Resources Command, Department of the Army. Calling me back? Ripped that sucker open and skimmed for anything called "Operation" whatever.
Skim skim skim, no whammy no whammy no whammy annnnnnd STOP!
Muster duty. Show up, provide current information, do some crap on the computer, listen to the sales pitch on the Reserves until you're old enough to live in a nursing home, then they let you go. Get paid a little bit for it, too. Don't see what all the fuss is about.
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So, this is like the invitation to listen to the condo development pitch and take home some gift -- except it isn't an invitation but a mandatory appearance?
And the pitch is your choice and you can go home with a promise of pay for your time. I hope I understand this.
You worry me! z
What the hell?! My word verification is "comic!" Who's doing these??
Aw, nazi zombies fuckin' with your day now?
Hi Suspect,
Missing you bunches of honey nut Cheerios. I don't get to laugh much when you are not writing. No whammy...lol! Whatcha been up to?
God(s) bless you Ryan. :P
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