MAIN BOUT - 24/7 ONGOING UNTIL FINISH
U.S.A., HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
TERRORISM IN IRAQ
TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN
Peewee Leagues this Winter/Spring:
SUSPECT, FORMER THIRD TRUMPET, 4TH GRADE
THERAPY A LA V.A.
[Winner] VOCATIONAL REHAB vs POST 9/11 GI BILL
THE SECOND COLLEGE INVASION
"I think that the first time, our allies let us down, they just weren't able to work fast enough and deliver such a tall order, and we didn't have a SOLID plan. I must admit, we really believed that we'd be able to blitz our way in there. We were overconfident, maybe even arrogant. We never believed that our support channels could be cut off like that. This time around, we're more humble, more aware of the risks and potential pitfalls, hopefully a little wiser, and we're fumigating a strategy. We're gonna hit 'em hard, we're gonna hit 'em fast, and we're going to take care of all the little problems along the way, and we are certainly not going to make any more promises we can't keep. God willing, we're gonna win." -Suspect on the First College Invasion.
When asked to clarify whether he was talking about the Iraq/Afghanistan wars or not, Suspect looked confused and remarked that he wasn't aware "that people watch that game anymore."
When asked to clarify who "we" were, Suspect said, "Me and my big mouth."