Friday, October 2, 2009

Different Backpack

by The Usual Suspect

I decided to empty my Stereotypical Veteran Sand Colored Assault Pack/Backpack (not camo) before using it, having last used it to move from one dwelling to another. Inside, I found a brand new pair of Army issue gloves (the kind to be worn while on mission), a seven inch KA-BAR knife, and a video camera.

Not the best load-out to be stopped by the fuzz with. I'm a white adult male. This screams "serial killer".

5 comments:

13 Stoploss said...

I want to know what's on the video in the camera...

themorethingschange... said...

yeah, me too...

Joe said...

My books weren't seating right in my bag, so I decided to dump it out while studying at the library one day. Out fell a pair of Oakley assault gloves, 3 empty mags, my shemagh and my switchblade. Woops.

Anonymous said...

In one reality: normal gear
Another reality: creeped-out accoutrements

When the realities intersect, you stalk a cardboard cut-out of Hillary Clinton.

Have you considered a career in theater? z

bigD said...

I haven't heard the word "fuzz" in a long time. In the words of Joey Lawrence on Blossom? "Whoa!" Airport security would have fun with that backpack too. You would have a lot of splainin' to do Lucy. God(s) bless you Ryan.